"Vanad sõbrad tervitavad samamoodi..."

Signs of a Bad Secretary:

• She has a hard time alphabetizing a bag of M&M's

• She have to frequently scrape White-Out off her computer monitor.

• At the board meeting for which she is recording the minutes, she stops the proceedings to ask, "What did fatso say?"

• Customers come around only during her lunch period; they peek around the door asking, "Is the coast clear?"

• When she gets low on typing paper she asks you what to do; you tell her to use copy paper. She then takes a blank piece of typing paper and puts it into the copy machine and makes 10 copies.

• She tries to fax chocolate chip cookies to her friend in college.

• She staples her thumbs together more frequently than once a week.

• Types 60 words per minute.......but not in English.

• She wears White-Out for nail polish.

Well, I´m so f* up and I can´t say No!